geeitslita:

    the-absolute-best-gifs:

    the-absolute-funniest-posts:

    pleatedjeans:

    24 Parents Who Are Doing it Right

    the last one got my teary eyed.. :’)

    • 9 hours ago
    • 142412
    geauxharder: Yes.

    geauxharder:

    Yes.

    (Source: nonudemen)

    • 9 hours ago
    • 445

    suicidal-but-im-fine:

    bunnywith:

    disarmonia-mundi:

    neonjustice:

    When you have your period do you ever just take a shower and stand there in the water and watch all the blood go down the drain and pretend that you just survived a gang battle an it’s like a really dramatic time for you.

    is this what girls fucking think about

    we get our period one a month every month from ages 12-55 THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKING BLOOD WE MIGHT AS WELL TRY TO MAKE IT FUN

    Um, this is disturbing…

    • 9 hours ago
    • 124929
    aliewa: liquid-liam: Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate.  So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror There are two types of people…

    aliewa:

    liquid-liam:

    Your pupils dilate when you see the person you are attracted to. Because the nervous system controls the muscles of the irises, the response of the nervous system to different stimuli results in involuntary pupil dilation. Another commonly cited reason the pupils dilate is in response to excitement or sexual arousal. When a person sees something or someone they find very attractive, their eyes may dilate. 

    So that’s why my pupils are always so big when I look in the mirror

    There are two types of people…

    (Source: ruoloc)

    • 9 hours ago
    • 333642

    My visit to get screened for cancer:

    Nurse: "Sorry your boyfriend couldn't wait for you in the waiting room, it makes women feel uncomfortable."
    Me: "He wasn't my boyfriend and I don't see how it would make them uncomfortable, but that's my opinion. He was here for moral support. I understood, and so does he."
    Nurse: "So he's your...."
    Me: "Friend."
    Nurse: (During the question asking) "How many sexual partners have you had?"
    Me: "11."
    Nurse: "How old were you when you first became sexually active?"
    Me: "....Loaded question but....14, I guess."
    Nurse: "You're sexually active, then."
    Me: "Well....I guess...but..."
    Nurse: "How many times have you been pregnant?"
    Me: "Uh. 0."
    Nurse: "O...kayy...-Checks 'condoms' as my preferred use of birth control-"
    Me: "I don't use condoms. Or take birth control."
    Nurse: "Then how do you avoid getting pregnant?"
    Me: "With homosexuality."
    Nurse:
    Me:
    Nurse:
    Me: "I fuck girls."
    • 10 hours ago
    • 154117

    goforthemanboob:

    legolastouchedthebutt:

    nayx:

    making my way downtown oh my fucking god where am i

    image

    #that should not have been as funny as it was

    • 10 hours ago
    • 112746

    lepreas:

    lolsupreme:

    lepreas:

    toinfinityandbeyonce:

    what if you woke up one day and you were hot

    idk i’d probably open the window or something

    I CANT BREAHTE

    idk you should probably open a window or something

    • 10 hours ago
    • 257292
    High-res photo magicalrumpustimes: sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

    magicalrumpustimes:

    sometimes I think about this comic and I just burst out laughing 

    • 10 hours ago
    • 127833

    boygrimlark:

    that-stupid-tardis-sound:

    i-hate-myself-so-much-i-am-numb:

    that-stupid-tardis-sound:

    my uncle is a priest and he’s staying over for a couple days how the fuck am i supposed to watch supernatural and read fanfiction with his righteousness here

    Sacrifice him to Satan

    no he’s making mac and cheese for dinner
    maybe tomorrow 

    I admire your ability to keep your priorities straight.

    • 10 hours ago
    • 88189

    elbas-world:

    heislikefireburningthroughtime:

    izzetheking:

    How do i kill someone without looking rude

    if you eat them its not murder and therefore not rude

    *sports announcer guy voice*  and the hannibals take another point! you know bob, for a rookie fandom they sure do know how to play!

    • 10 hours ago
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    (Source: amypoehler)

    • 12 hours ago
    • 114490

    auntiespaz:

    Poor little guy looks like he’s saying

    “You want me to leave? Okay…”

    “You sure you want me to go? ‘cause I can stay…if you want…”

    (Source: delusionaldragqueen)

    • 13 hours ago
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